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Posted by Lee Feigenbaum at 4:15 PM | Permalink

You know what "tools" would help the U.S. intelligence community keep Americans safe from terrorists?

1. The ability to grant immunity to anyone who blithely breaks the law.
2. The ability to strip search arbitrary Americans Muslims on the streets of American cities.
3. The ability to shoot first and contrive evidence later.
4. The ability to grant unlimited no-bid contracts to large energy corporations that the Vice President used to work for. (Oh wait, that's a totally different vein in which to be careless and corrupt.)
5. The ability to install cameras in Americans' bedrooms and arrest those engaging in homosexual relations.

Just give me a fucking break already.

Posted by Lee Feigenbaum at 2:53 AM | Permalink

From "Clinic wants to be 'snip city' at NCAA tourney time":

For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?

Why not, indeed?

Posted by Lee Feigenbaum at 1:57 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)