At work there have been signs printed up and placed on some doors around the building. They say something to the extent of (name and number replaced to protect the questionably innocent):
For complaints about the work in the garage, call C_______ H_______ at 617-###-####.Every time I see this sign, I wonder if C. H. put it up himself, or if his a mortal enemy was exacting some cruel revenge. I mean, who in their right mind advertises themselves for complaints only? Madness, I tell you, pure madness.